don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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me to westerners:

omg you take your husband’s name after marriage? that’s so oppressive. so you’re like his property? he can do anything he wants with you? *whispers* is it a religion thing?

you put your parents in senior homes? that’s so backwards and heartless. is it a…

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#don’t even with me #3b was just constant tears #also can we talk about how Scott is just so wanting to help that he didn’t even mean to take Stiles’s pain #like they imply this is something you have to focus on #but Scott McCall just wants to make everything okay for his friend that he doesn’t even have the intent to take his pain but does on accident #and that is why anyone who argues Scott McCall does not care about his friends is utterly full of shit (via scotsbetaliam)

#but why does no one ever talk about the way stiles shakes scotts hand off#i always see people talking about scott in this scene but no one ever talks about stiles#no one talks about how stiles never said he was in pain#he was in pain as soon as they brought him back probably but he never said a word#he didn’t tell scott cause he doesn’t want scott to know because he knows what scott will want to do#he’ll want to take some of his pain to make it easier on stiles#and he’s right about that because that’s the first thing scott tries to do#but stiles doesn’t want him to take it#because stiles knows what happened the last time scott took pain away from peopl#the nogitsune targeted him and hurt him#it targeted his best friend and hurt him#because of the pain scott took he got hurt#and so he lies to scott and doesn’t tell him he’s in pain#but when scott realizes and tries to help him stiles shakes him off#it’s subtle but he shakes him off the second scott starts trying to take it#because he refuses to let it happen again#he doesn’t want his best friend hurt again because of him (via truegriefbeard)

(Source: teenwolf)

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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???



This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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Who was the first cast member that you saw while in the darach makeup and what was his or her reaction? 

(Source: joanne-h)

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its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

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